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Best Corny Dad Jokes

Best Corny Dad Jokes

 



 


·         "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

·          "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

·          "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

·          "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

·          "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."

·          "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sophisticated."

·         "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."

·         "If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."

·         "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

·         "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."

·         "Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."

·         "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"

·         "Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."

·         "What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."

·         "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."

·         "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

·         "How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it."

·         "What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner."

·         "What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you."

·         "A skeleton walk into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.'"

·         "Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"

·         "I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing."

·         "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"

·         "What's the best thing about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."

·         "What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!"

·         "Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."

·         "What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!"

·         "Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"

·         "What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-less."

·         "I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind."

·         "Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc."

·         "I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady."

·         "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So, I packed up my stuff and right!"

·         "How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut."

·         "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."

·         "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

·         "What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

·         "Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

·         "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."

·         "What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead."

·         "Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones."

·         "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."

·         "Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."

·         "What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!"

·         "This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in."

·         "What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A Volkswagen."

·         "Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire."

·         "How do you make 7 even?" "Take away the s."

·         "How does a taco say grace?" "Lettuce prays."

·         "What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."

·         "Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?" "It didn't have the guts."

·         "What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?" "A meltdown."

·         "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."

·         "I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction."

·         "What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

·         "What does a bee use to brush its hair?" "A honeycomb!"

·         "How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."

·         "Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!"

·         "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese."

·         "My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line."

·         "What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!"

·         "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."

·         "How did Harry Potter get down the hill?" "Walking. JK! Rowling."

Best One-Liner Dad Jokes

·         "I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."

·         "A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest."

·         "You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg."

·         "When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?"

·         "I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know..."

·         "Do you want to box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them."

·         "That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted."

·         "Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them."

 

 

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